What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

How do you get a girl to like you?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Goldfinger

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

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